Hey Linkedin – Check it out… new feature ideas…
what your searchers do … has so many possibilities.. (no C0C here so you can shove it)
- Masterbate
- Circle jerk
- try to figure out how much money I make so they can try to con me out of it
- hate me for being a better coder instead of thanking me for fixing your messed up code
- act all friggin snotty and selfish
- hit women
- punch women
- Jam a screwdriver into a woman’s wrist for fun
- Try to find me to serve papers
- Try to find out more about me during a lawsuit (san..tan…der), now you’ll pay, I mean, I don’t go finding your monthly reports to see what you are up to.
LMFAO – I want those fucking numbers – idiots. Give me something I can use.
