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So, I made it to 500 people in my network.. Woo hoo. I have to admit… I stopped connecting with people I knew and started connecting with cute guys. What…? LOL

I’m kind of old and kind of fat…

Old I can’t change. Fat.. well, that’s relative.

But I’m also kind of tired of being alone. I do so like to be alone. However, I also like company.

So, if you are a techie.. if you are a g33k or a haxor…If you know what it means when I say – ping me when you get a minute…

 

Taken April 2017

I am seriously fat.

I see more disgusting women than me with dates. OMG… It must be… my personality. LOL.

Is it my stye… I’ve had this damn eye thing for months… UGHHHHHH!

It’s the big glasses… isn’t it…

 

It’s because I have a shitty phone cam…!!!!

God damn, I’ve been single over 3 years.

My ex has had 13 girlfriends in that time.

The only action I’ve seen was getting groped by 2 guys – unwanted, incidentally.

WTF shit.

Am I so awful? I have hair, most of my teeth and I’m Asian – with boobs! LOL. I know. Not… attractive.

Check this out. I was working on helping this lady at a Coffee hour with her Thunderbird… and then her husband wanted help – I said, “I just got lucky” and without missing a beat he goes ,”Come on… when was the last time you got lucky.”
Laughed my ass off.