Category: Ch1x0rLife

Hey Linkedin – Check it out… new feature ideas…

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what your searchers do … has so many possibilities.. (no C0C here so you can shove it)

  • Masterbate
  • Circle jerk
  • try to figure out how much money I make so they can try to con me out of it
  • hate me for being a better coder instead of thanking me for fixing your messed up code
  • act all friggin snotty and selfish
  • hit women
  • punch women
  • Jam a screwdriver into a woman’s wrist for fun
  • Try to find me to serve papers
  • Try to find out more about me during a lawsuit (san..tan…der), now you’ll pay, I mean, I don’t go finding your monthly reports to see what you are up to.

LMFAO – I want those fucking numbers – idiots. Give me something I can use.

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This is getting old:

Let’s put this idiot in charge of the Ch1x0r.

1. I don’t require a babysitter
2. Stop wasting my time with your ignorant questions
3. Stop wasting my time with your level 0 suggestions

You don’t know Linux. You don’t even know the basics. Move over, Winblows user. Let the adults do their work.

1. Dept of Ed – Crazy Business Manager lady wanted to move the LMS to the business unit – including the admin(me) – I said, “I’m not going to be one of her flying monkeys!”

2. ASU – Drupal Admin and maintainer of development docs – they wanted me to report to the Graphic designer – who didn’t know what an algorithm is!!!!!!

https://isearch.asu.edu/profile/2067672

3. Microchip – they wanted to have me report to a guy from Canada who then nixed my Linux projects and Masters talk (yes, I walked). “no one is interested in Linux” – Dec. 2008
https://www.microchip.com/forums/m294340.aspx

4. ASM – where I was the Project Manager for the Learning Management System but upon offer for conversion was given the title Technical Support Analyst – the same title as the guy who goes and installs a windows driver + it was a windows shop – I was never given the proper tools to automate their task – I don’t think so – Pass.

5. Dept. of revenue – Literally, the architect and team was making decisions with me and then pretended to ask the other Product owner – she’d say something really dumb and they would say – well, this is what we decided. Overheard a meeting late in the day – the day I quit. Director, “Okay Cindy. I love you”. WTF. No wonder she can be so crappy.

You underhanded fuckers. “Seem” nice but you are assholes.

6. Computer guidance where the Sr. Tech writer wanted to convert all images to 72 from 300 to “save storage” on our server. Really? These are printed and sent with trainers to the customers you freak!

Home

7. Pearson, formerly NCS, where my coworkers told me to put away like 80 files when they took off for lunch – when I had a secretary of my own. OMFG. I don’t think so.

I… Don’t… Think… SO!!!!!!!!

Faces of a Free Software Family

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You cannot have an ordinary life and an extraordinary life at the same time. – aicra

I don’t regret a single moment.

Even though I’m totally unknown and judgement-proof and anon. These are 2 good guys.

17 years after

^^ The writer

 

^^The Guru

Here’s another WIP…

^^The savant – son to 2 developer activists… we shall see. Currently Teen Nerd Bird!

The code poet -> Shocked surprised proud and disappointed – this one scripted a patch for his game at 7… WTH! Disappointed because it was VB…

 

My one – my daughter. My dying flower. My hacker. She made the Pringles can antenna on her own by 18.

She is a rare flower with a rare disease.

^^ My legacy. Maybe I’m couldn’t change the world… find love… or make the world a better place, but I tried – and do love these kids. Justina, William, Cordell, Zack and Alex – The faces of “family”

Their Mom. Maybe sometimes I shed a few tears I have nothing and I’m alone because I’m a radical activist in a niche area… but at least I can prove one thing… (I got laid… a few times in history).

MOM:

 

Yes. Dante is my #1.

And so Tinder it shall be

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4 years is a long time.
Tonight, I went to the Linux coffee hour and the guys were even like – Damn marcia, we’re going to help you install tinder. Someone suggested Farmer net or something like this.
I was all – there must be something seriously wrong with Robert because I find him attractive.

Yea. Turned out he hasn’t had a job in 10 years or so – yea. I knew it. He couldn’t even scp into his freaking server (lame) and he thinks Red Hat Academy is cool… not that it isn’t… for me, it’s ridiculous.

Of course I was super impressed by his A+ certification – Yea. Right.
This is why I’m single – still…

You always fall for the bad guy.

We started a list –
1. Must love Linux
2. Must have a job

Update:

3. Must be able to handle me running through the house with my laptop bag and passport in hand shouting Ciao baby… Got to go try to do some good in this world… as I run out the door.

No. Couldn’t even install tinder on my burner… hehe piece of junk  😉

Andrew’s stove

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Today, my son, Cordell, and I went to Andrew’s “bachelor” pad to drop off some cash. I had to go to the Poly campus and Cordell’s advisor was there so, I took him along.

Andrew doesn’t have venmo or paypal, our favorite sushi place was nearby and he gave us a key so, we went.

For almost 2 years, he’s been waiting for a new stove. The other day, he told us he was getting a new one.

When we got there, we saw Andrew finally got his new stove!!!!!!! It looked like, he didn’t know… like it happened when he was at work.
So, I texted him:

Me: I put the cash in the stove
Him: Crazy

I only wish I could see the look on his face when he goes in and sees the new stove, opens the stove to check if the cash was really there.

HEHE…
I like being the ex better than being with him.

Muhahahahaha!!!!!!